@goldencheese7247
I regularly put Tim on when going to bed. The verbal battery acid he spits out puts my mind to ease. So happy Tim has this podcast.
@johnmiller5679
I'm also from Long Island and this guy is right on the money when it comes to LI weddings. Back in the mid 90's when the average wedding in the states was $19,000 a year it was $33,000 on LI. On LI people spend ridiculous money for one day that is normally the best day of the couples whole marriage. I've been to a 500 person $100,000 wedding where the marriage lasted 8 months and then the bride's father spend $150,000 on her second marriage a year and a half later and lasted 2 years. Now the bride is 300 pounds has 4 kids from 3 different guys and hangs out looking for boytoys at the local Italian restaurant during Happy Hour.
@funkdonk
I bloked my whole family and friends on social media. This show is the only notification i need in my life rn
@KarenTookTheKids364
"Red Pill Mom" is one of the greatest ideas for a sitcom. Roseanne for the lead.
@stellar7760
“Long Island loves spending a lot of money on something... that looks like you FOUND IT.” 😂
@stellar7760
“If you’re ever in Burbank and in need of water to survive, I would never walk into ‘Flappers’ comedy club.” 😂 two minutes in and I’m already crying.
@seshtothedeath
“Who quits cigarettes and still smokes” 😂😂😂
@BillyBoggle
The Halloween story of vandalism as a right of passage both so resonates and also says something about what uncle tim had always said:were too rich, now we just break shit
@amcdavey
"Better help? Better than what? Better than nothing, I guess."
@stellar7760
“You’re my magic, baby! We don’t have Dumbledore but we got each other!” I know a couple just like Tommy and Nicole...
@morningafternoonheadshot6741
Tim you are the voice of our mostly lost generation. It’s nice, since most of my old crew that would relate to these experiences are dead. Ya see, it’s true, sadly (Boston area), but something only you’d say matter of factly, and make our ridiculous world experiences funny. God Bless You!
@dcooper6142
God, I love Tim’s stories from Long Island!!!
@eskimointhisworld
"An abortion and a bacon, egg & cheese" "You're my Dumbledore, baby" 😂😂😂🤣
@Freddy_v
“I miss the porch but damnit. Life in the big city.” - the brilliant, completely original groundbreaking thought of Chris Mason.
@LordKingKamiGuru
34:33 - Long Island Wedding starts here.
@johnnygierak9274
Moved to Texas from Long Island and this episode made me homesick for the first time
@leeland446
damn, he just explained one of my long island cousins weddings in detail. I'm almost crying from laughing so much, dillion is so effing good.
@mattbradey9303
Being around Tim’s age from Long Island this whole episode is nostalgia heaven. I think the bars by Hofstra were actually owned by cops which is how they got away with also I think Epstein had part ownership as well. But I think Tim is that friend that was just naturally funny that did make it into comedy, not your basic story teller or punchline guy just the natural funny delivery of observations and reactions.
@mjkaoud111
“And I failed out of Oneonta” Hahahaha
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