Least dangerous things in the US 1. RPG man on the street 2. Children playing guns on the street 3. Firearm Thanos
In America you can become a gun owner by surprise. I went from owning zero guns to owning 9 without actually buying a gun itself. Seven I inherited and two came with a storage unit I bought at auction. Guns can literally just spawn in your possession sometimes.
Anyone else notice the dog also had a gun?
Other countries: we defend our borders with the national guard America: we have hillbillies
That clip is EXACTLY what Europeans think daily American life is like
“You’re no soldier” “If I pull the trigger you still die”
the kids chasing each other with hand guns and a guy with a german shepherd and an rpg was diabolical
I love how that one dude is depicted casually walking his German Shepherd with an RPG
The dude that’s carrying a beretta 92, Glock 17, CZ75, VZ61 and a MP5K inside the waistband is the goat.
To quote Japanese Admiral Isoroku Yamamoto, “there is a rifle behind every blade of grass”.
Wait until they find out there’s like 800 privately owned functional tanks 😂😂😂
Russian paratroopers: Lands in Appalachia American hillbillies: starts playing banjo
*scratches balls while nodding in approval
And then there's Texas... Where you can legally own a working tank with a license
That one guy pulling out guns is me when the TSA officer finds out I have a surprise tool that will help me later
1.3 million active duty and 300 million reserves (edit: I've started a lot 💀)
FUN FACT: Cobra Commander has stated that invading the US is impossible and just a waste of resources (Arise Serpentor episode 5).
“Due to the sheer amount of firepower in the hands of US citizens, the population has gained a natural immunity to 9mm rounds”
In America, I was cutting my grass with a sword, and several guns popped out like rupees.
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