@skeetwebster9389

I love how everyone in America is depicted holding a rifle and pointing it in their direction of travel.

@izzzarinziqri8694

Least dangerous things in the US
1. RPG man on the street
2. Children playing guns on the street
3. Firearm Thanos

@ursadabear2810

In America you can become a gun owner by surprise. I went from owning zero guns to owning 9 without actually buying a gun itself. Seven I inherited and two came with a storage unit I bought at auction. Guns can literally just spawn in your possession sometimes.

@lordstarscream01

Anyone else notice the dog also had a gun?

@york45

Other countries: we defend our borders with the national guard 

America: we have hillbillies

@SAMURAINUTS

That clip is EXACTLY what Europeans think daily American life is like

@slinkster9815

“You’re no soldier” 
“If I pull the trigger you still die”

@greggersonny

the kids chasing each other with hand guns and a guy with a german shepherd and an rpg was diabolical

@alexbeebe2652

I love how that one dude is depicted casually walking his German Shepherd with an RPG

@soggybiscuits9399

The dude that’s carrying a beretta 92, Glock 17, CZ75, VZ61 and a MP5K inside the waistband is the goat.

@Motorhead1977

To quote Japanese Admiral Isoroku Yamamoto, “there is a rifle behind every blade of grass”.

@StewDaJew

Wait until they find out there’s like 800 privately owned functional tanks 😂😂😂

@benjaminhinckley897

Russian paratroopers: Lands in Appalachia American hillbillies: starts playing banjo

@imalright2837

*scratches balls while nodding in approval

@VrPanZer2

And then there's Texas... Where you can legally own a working tank with a license

@KianSchiewetz

That one guy pulling out guns is me when the TSA officer finds out I have a surprise tool that will help me later

@borednekoguy

1.3 million active duty and 300 million reserves
(edit: I've started a lot 💀)

@wdcain1

FUN FACT: Cobra Commander has stated that invading the US is impossible and just a waste of resources (Arise Serpentor episode 5).

@thebiggestbuck9891

“Due to the sheer amount of firepower in the hands of US citizens, the population has gained a natural immunity to 9mm rounds”

@theguybehindyou4762

In America, I was cutting my grass with a sword, and several guns popped out like rupees.