@eleventeenlemonberrys8382
This feels like a Space Force scene tbh
@scmontgomery
Replace "drinking" with "fireball in close quarters combat"
@angie1790
I bumped into John Malkovich and his wife at my hometown barbershop, he was getting a shave before giving a speech at a local theater.
@loot5532
"There's no easy way to say this... you've been out cold for a couple of days now." Please tell me that's Doc Mitchell
@Scoo
Fine, I’ll watch Burn After Reading again
@deltablaze77
Now I really want to play a wino wizard.
@chrisbowles1412
So the party kicked him for drinking to many health potions
@rowdeemunkee
There is a TIME and a PLACE to use spell slots. Anytime life gets difficult you use them. I caught you casting fly to avoid the stairs the other day.
@N0hN4me
Peace Cleric: Evocation, look, there is no easy way to say this. Redemption Paladin: You're a murder hobo. Evocation Wizard: I'm a murder hobo? F*** you, Paladin, you're an Oath of Redemption! Next to you we're ALL murder hobos! What the f*** is this!? Who's. Ass. Didn't I kiss!?
@piratatazmania
As a mormon, I hope that one day I'll get to use that line, and I hope to get that kind of response 😂😂😂
@meteorjuice4088
This literally has zero connection with D&D, all the labels here are arbitrary. Content is just slapping a D&D reference to anything now huh
@MrRourk
Village Elders go up to the Bard. You are obviously the chaste and sober religious one of the group.
@O4C209