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@WorldNetExplorer

It's better when you realize Turbo only did this to the one Sugar Rush unit. Meaning, there is exactly one unit that had a character, King Candy, who exists in no other copies of the game, cannot be found by rom-hacking, and the developers have zero notes about this character. King Candy is a living creepypasta in this setting and should be bringing in more business of people who just want to see the character who doesn't exist.

@eldritchmaxwell2545

I would theorise that King Candy's enlarged code box isn't just to represent ego but because it's full of spaghetti-code: it's hugely ineffecient and runs badly because he is not a programmer.

@CoolRadDudeBro

It’s almost comical how much this full grown man hates this 9 year old
Like bro is balding yet also willing to beat up a preteen

@Bee-of4xg

Something I really like about him is that King Candy's little theme line: "Have some candy!" is always pronounced in the same way as Turbo pronounced "Turbo-tastic!"

@ElleYellow

One thing I noticed: "What are you, the guy that makes the donuts?" might take him off-guard because... the turbotime track is one loop. Turbo DID make donuts, or at least perform them. He WAS the guy that did the donuts.

@gamursnek

Hearing that there was a neurodivergent kid out there who only discovered Sonic the hedgehog through WRECK IT RALPH is WILD

@The5lacker

"Lets watch her die together, shall we?" Is such a hardcore fucking line, I legitimately can't understand how it got greenlit.

@FRTangor

I love how Ralph immediately steps in to save Venellope as soon as Taffyta throws her in the mud. He doesn't want others to suffer his fate even if he hates them because he knows what it's like to be thrown well, in the mud.

@MetalKingsley

The way “glitch” is throw around like a slur in Cracker Barrel is crazy

@ShTHfan1

"Ralph... You're not going Turbo, are you?"

You ever notice how he holds back a smile when he says that? You can see the dimples start to form at multiple points in that sentence and there are a few frames where the corners of his mouth are turned upwards.

@apotoz

One thing I always think about when rewatching the movie is that if Turbo had only like, even pretended to care about Venelope, he might've never lost. Like if he had just given her a home, and told her "You cannot race due to being a glitch, but here, have a comfortable house, your own side track to race on" and told the citizens to treat her with respect, he would've won. All he had to do is not be a prick!

@Therizzyrizzler-y4z

I sat through this entire thing RIGHT AFTER watching your Rio rant and I do not regret it one bit. From one neurodivergent to another, PLEASE continue these long rants. They're the best thing to listen to while drawing. (I was also obsessed with Wreck it Ralph as a kid because of how EYECANDY everything was)

@sisterfriend102

imagine how horrifying it would be thinking king candy is a real character and the NEXT DAY.hes gone.and you figure out by social media that bro wasnt even a character in the main game

@LanternLightexceptasavie-wq6gc

“Wreck it Ralph came out 12 years ago” I’m withering, my bones are turning black and my skin is melting off. I scream. For I am 26 years old.

@genericname2747

We need more twist villains where the twist isn’t that they're a villain, the twist is that their motives are different.
Like, Turbo is so great just because you think he's just a silly guy who wants to be the best racer in a candythemed game.
But then you find out he wants to be the best racer, period, and he'll hurt/kill anyone to do it.

I will forever be tormented by the fact that Hans from Frozen would be a better villain if we knew he wanted power from the start. We think he's a sleazy dude, but then we find out hes willing to kill to get what he wants

@uncocharmaggedon9176

The theory that King Candy was once an actual character in Sugar Rush, before having his skin, codebox, and identity hijacked by Turbo, is absolutely horrifying to think about. It worse when you consider that in this scenario, his character would’ve been intended as Vanellope’s father since he’s King, making Turbo’s takeover somehow even more evil

@HawkTeevs

I think what scares me most about the reveal of Turbo's Cybug form is the fact that he's laughing and giggling throughout the ENTIRE FIGHT. He's absolutely ECSTATIC to be in a form where he could truly be the perfect virus he always wanted to be, and all he can do is just laugh, and laugh, and laugh, and laugh.

@Nervehamer

The most terrifying part of King Candy’s deception isn’t that he fooled an entire game but that he fooled an entire arcade for 15 years when the main character of the game is on the side of the machine in the same car he drives. Any player could have gone to another arcade with the machine in it and have a very real chance to find Vanellope playable in that arcade with no King Candy in sight. Players would be digging around majorly about this mysterious character.

One more side note notice how Turbo’s alias also does not fit in with the other racers’ elaborate names based off of candy, it’s just one more tiny detail to point out this massive lie.

@applebee28

"The kart Vanellope stole was left behind by.... uh...."

Me who memorised all the Sugar Rush racers when I was 12: "I am ten parallel universes ahead of you"