The Case of Shrinking Suits and Furniture Disease #DoctorHumor #WeightGainJokes #MedicalPuns #DadBod

Pete went for his checkup and told the doctor, "My suit must have shrunk - it didn't fit for the wedding!"
The doctor said, "Suits don't shrink. You probably gained weight."
Pete insisted, "But I haven't gained a pound!"
"Then you have Furniture Disease," the doctor concluded.
"What's that?" Pete asked.
"When your chest slides down into your drawers."